Week 5 bitches, I am gooped and gagged and Jesus, the last 5 minutes of this episode were absolutely amazing. My jaw entirely dropped at the moment when Ru sent the queens back to the workroom after telling them that All-Stars rules were suspended. The faces when they saw the eliminated queens was gagworthy. 

Who should’ve won the Maxi Challenge

Manila completely wrecked this challenge, she was beautiful, perfect and looked like Linda Evangelista, and she was a funny bitch! Every joke she made was absolutely hilarious, and watching Bunny try to stay dead was glorious. This show never ceases to amaze me, and these queens never cease to amaze me.

The top toot of the episode

This is the most beautiful Monet has ever looked. Everything is so perfect, I loved it from the tip of her hat to the sole of her shoe. The vibes she is giving me gave me goosebumps. It was a glorious moment of her dropping her train and bringing her own goddamn runway, I loved every minute of it. 

The biggest boot of the episode

Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t the worst look I’ve ever seen. However, when I think about the theme that was given for this runway, it just didn’t get it. Yes it was beautiful, but beautiful and expensive does not make for a fully realised runway look. Saying that a look is expensive, doesn’t mean it’s a good look.

Who should’ve gone home

I think Valentina should’ve gone home, the twist at the end of the episode was her saving grace. It’s okay to not be good at something, just be honest that you didn’t do good, stop being delusional and living in this world that you have no flaws. It doesn’t work in your favour if you’re seeing something that’s way above what others are seeing.

My favourite moment of the episode

This one is hard, this episode was full of excellent and funny moments, but seriously my favourite had to be when Manila made her entrance to the Roast. That umbrella hung over her like she was April Carrion in Season 6, she pulled back that veil of fabric, looked at Bunny and recoiled so fast. I laughed too hard.

That’s all folks, see you next week!

She looks pretty good for a dead bitch.

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